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111 plan leaves me Angry & Emotional

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"The first one's just a warning."

"Your contents have shifted."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

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'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Cardiac Recovery.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."