Primal Eater Prints

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'If you have any other concerns, talk to the boss - his cave is always open.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

Cafe Philosophique

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

Early blogs.

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Man walking and farting.

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'I'm a finicky vegetarian. I don't eat eggs unless they're poached. I don't eat meat, unless it is properly marinated. I don't eat fish unless it's breaded and fried.'

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

"I call it the 'paleo' diet!"

"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."

"Just going clubbing..."

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"They say he knows 37 ways to kill a man with a rock."

'Crocodile penis and kangaroo testicles for table twelve.'

'What you need is hunting and gathering -- I mean, diet and exercise.'

Cave man chiropractor.

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering too, but nobody's invented grocery stores yet,'

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.

Kelly's worst nightmare was realized when, during a specially frantic binge, she devoured the entire planet.