Prideful Piscator Mugs

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Bankside

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Cruise.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Chick Billiard Ball

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Pool lovers

Rip Taylor Tide

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'