Prideful Pet Owners Prints

"His breed's too proud to beg"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Next!'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Cat and mouse.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'We'll take it!'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'I hate surprises!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

The Upholstery Consultant

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

Pet Dog.

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"You will be going on a long walk."

'I can talk to animals.'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"This way, the humans get the message."

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'