Heroic Pet Owners Prints

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Home Sweet Home

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"Now how did she know?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

The Upholstery Consultant

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"My one regret is not napping more."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'We spoil that dog.'

Cat and Dog Fights.

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Last of the Christmas presents.

Why dogs hate CPR.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."