Price Trackers Pillows

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Currently Boston

"Everything's gone up."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Bureau of Inflation.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'What a bargain!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

"Tariff war"

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"We went from blunder to thunder."

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Sign on gate reads - 'Beware of the bull market.' 'Apparently some chap from the city bought it.'