Price Trackers Pillows

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Currently Boston

"Everything's gone up."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

The Price of Nothing

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Bureau of Inflation.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'What a bargain!'

Huawei Coffin

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

"Tariff war"

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"We went from blunder to thunder."

Sign on gate reads - 'Beware of the bull market.' 'Apparently some chap from the city bought it.'

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

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