Price Peeker Prints

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see a couch."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

Less is more.

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas prices up.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

We'll pass on the entrees...

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

Perhaps we should sell ours?

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."