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"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Less is more.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'All our money is tied up in profits.'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'