Prey Pillows

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Lynching on social media

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Bond James, Bond."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Barks in code.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Ban on Free Speech

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Neo-International Law

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."