Prevention T-Shirts

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

AIDS prevention

'Harold is taking absolutely no chances on getting skin cancer.'

America, are we learning anything?

Distance to avoid contagion

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

Chasing Covid Variants

"It's great to be back. . .!"

Clean the World.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Now wash your hands.

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

"Listen, you're perfectly safe - it's only a slight cold."

Welcome to COP-OUT 26

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do for you now. You should've come in sooner, before you got sick.'

Cold and Flu Medication.

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

Promote the use of condoms.

"Say NO to drugs."

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'