Pretend Power Players Gifts

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

The president's men

"He likes it."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Career Choices

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Little doctor.

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Imagination

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

A king and his paperwork.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

"I tested very high in playing."