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"But I don't want to get well, I'll have to go back to school!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Disorderlies

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

Doctor and nurse having a chat.

'So did you want the ectomy, or just the otomy?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'Don't get any ideas, mister -- I recognize that look in your eye!'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"So laughter isn't the best medicine..."

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."