Prestige Promoter Mugs

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Club DJ.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"But first, our national anthem."

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Archers.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

What about the company car you promised?

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."