Prestige Promoter Mugs

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Club DJ.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Make love not war

"But first, our national anthem."

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

What about the company car you promised?

Harvard Waiting List

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for