Pressure Handlers Gifts

Stress management Clinic: 'Sorry, closed due to burnout.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Fragile stamper.

D.I.Y with dad.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Now let's see how he handles pressure...'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"Gotta go."

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

Well, I'm not leaving.

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

"... and the next speaker will be our out-going president."

Hair trigger

"I find I work best under the pressure of having to explain to friends what I do to make so much money."