Press Partisan Mugs

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Political convention

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Progressive Media Outlets and The Right.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

Brexit Calendar

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

Trump fires his entire White House cabinet.

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Campaign Donations

MI5 Press Office

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

The Filibuster.

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

'A presidential election year! Unemployment and the worse congress in history!'

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

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Vote Signal

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

The killing of journalists

David Cameron and Europe