Presidential Quote Collector T-Shirts

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consolidated Conglomerates can do for you - Ask what you can do for Consolidated Conglomerates!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

The Snarky District

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Larry's Literary Market

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'