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Kellyanne Conway

'The president is unavailable, he's been so worried about the budget that he['s not sleeping...He's taking a little nap...'

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

The president's men

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Mario Draghi

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

G7 Summit Concern

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

US and the EU

SAGE mentality

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Two Ways out of Iraq.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'What I have to do first?!'

Rock and a Hard Place

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Government and Opposition

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."