Presidency Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I see they've re-published JFK's memoirs.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

DUNVOTIN

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Arizona In Black

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Armageddon

New Resident of Downing Street

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Trump

Roe v. Wade

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Russian Election.

British Prime Minister

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism