Presidency Enthusiast Gifts

'I see they've re-published JFK's memoirs.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

That's What Happens

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Armageddon

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Roe v. Wade

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Trump

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Arizona In Black

The Russian Election.

New Resident of Downing Street

DUNVOTIN

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

British Prime Minister