Preservationist's Companion T-Shirts

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Canine Companion

Rose Garden

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I heard they mate for life."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Dog Crossing

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

The Unsportables: Relay

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Green Peace'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Save the termites.

Best friends without borders.

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

Unicorn in the Woods

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

Endangered Species.

Happy Valentine's Day

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I've heard them all fall."