Preservationist's Companion T-Shirts

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Canine Companion

Rose Garden

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Dog Crossing

"I heard they mate for life."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

The Unsportables: Relay

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Best friends without borders.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'Green Peace'

Save the termites.

Unicorn in the Woods

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

Endangered Species.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Happy Valentine's Day

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Puppy and Kitten.

"I've heard them all fall."