Presentation Performer Pillows

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'Well, that was the most entertaining presentation on accounts receivable pertaining to 3rd quarter tax law revisions I've ever seen.'

What did you think of my presentation?

'That was a nice report. Now let's try it without the lip syncing.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

He's in shock, he was listening to the Arctic Monkeys when a two minute video on power point presentation cut in.

"My trip to the dentist..."

"Author! Author!"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Any questions?"

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"