Prescription Professional Mugs

'I never thought of that, but child proof containers DO drive up the cost of health care.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Covid Variants

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Loyalty Award

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I want to work from home!"

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

Doctors

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

Work Life Balance

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Would you like to cut the cord?"