Prescription Pragmatist Mugs

Start their day with a mug that complements their pragmatic nature. These witty and straightforward mugs are perfect for those who love practical humor and no-nonsense messages.

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"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription." mockup

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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Drive-thru Church

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Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema. mockup

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.' mockup

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

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"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that." mockup

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

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Put it in writing!

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac mockup

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

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Hazardous Wastes R Us.

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"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!" mockup

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

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"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'" mockup

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

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'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.' mockup

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

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'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.' mockup

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

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"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus." mockup

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

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"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...." mockup

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

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"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all." mockup

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients" mockup

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

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