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"Don't chew them. They're supposed to hatch in your intestines."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Disorderlies

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Excommunicate Me.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Dr. Frisinger thinks he may have left a clamp in you.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Student unicorn"

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

An artist waits to ambush an easel

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft