Prescription Pranker Mugs

"Don't chew them. They're supposed to hatch in your intestines."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Disorderlies

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Excommunicate Me.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Student unicorn"

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."