Prescription Decipherer Prints

Pharmacist wanted. Must be able to open child-proof bottle caps & read doctor's prescriptions.

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'I'll be glad when we switch to electronic prescriptions. Then, I will discard my chicken scratchings-to-drug formulary translation handbook.'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

IKEA Book

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Maze of legalities.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'

Europe and TTIP

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.