Preschool Mimic Gifts

'Is this an office or a preschool??!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"I tested very high in playing."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Rowing machine on a river.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

A Cow Reversing

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Call of the Domesticated.

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."