Preschool Mimic Gifts

'Is this an office or a preschool??!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"I tested very high in playing."

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Rowing machine on a river.

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Don't repeat this."

Rod Stewart

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

A Cow Reversing

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Call of the Domesticated.

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'