Preschool Activities Mugs

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I'm still pre-literate."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

A Preschool of Fish

"Could you repeat that word?"

Epic Battles

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'