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He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

S.O.S. vaccine

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Disasters

Trick or Treatment.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Always be prepared."

Fire Assembly Point

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

In case of fire call yourself.

Hazmat suit

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else