Preparing For University Mugs

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Good Luck with your finals.

"Be afraid to try new things!"

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

End of Affirmative Action

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

Study more to pass more tests.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

Contest to enter the University

Exam Room.

Universidad

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

Night Owl