Preparing For An Eye Exam T-Shirts

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

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'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Optician and the PI.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

'The spots are much clearer.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'