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Bed Bugs Scare

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The devil you know and his plus one

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Wedding disaster #27.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Wine Pyramid

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Wedding Fayre

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

The Airport.

Penguin suit fitting.

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'