Preparing A Dissertation T-Shirts

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Book publishing.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

"I totally meant to do that."

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

Night Owl

PhD

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"How do you do endnotes for stuff you just know."

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

Report on Plagiarism - 'You've copied all this off the internet...'

Doctorate Stand

"I thought when I got my Ph.D. things would be different but I am still a chicken."