Prepared Traveler Prints

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Tourists in Egypt

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

I love the Shard

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'