Prepared Traveler Pillows

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Tourists in Egypt

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Easter Island Shades...

I love the Shard

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."