Prepared Parent Mugs

Start the morning with a laugh. Our mugs for the prepared parent feature witty designs that capture the chaotic, loving essence of busy parenting—perfect for coffee fuel and quick wit.

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"Don't cry honey. You know I never leave home without a Band-Aid. Or water and snacks. Or police strength pepper spray, a self-defence keychain, and a lipstick shotgun."

"Don't cry honey. You know I never leave home without a Band-Aid. Or water and snacks. Or police strength pepper spray, a self-defence keychain, and a lipstick shotgun."

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City Zoo: Day Care

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"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it." mockup

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

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"They grow up so fast."

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"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that." mockup

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

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The Baby Walker

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A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back. mockup

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

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'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.' mockup

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

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'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?' mockup

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

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Gifts for a cloned baby!

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?" mockup

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

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A mother and baby elephant

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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him. mockup

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

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"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day." mockup

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

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'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.' mockup

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

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"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support." mockup

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

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"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance." mockup

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

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"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?" mockup

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

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'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...' mockup

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

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'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...' mockup

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

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Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight. mockup

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

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'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

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Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report! mockup

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

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"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking." mockup

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

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"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!" mockup

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

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Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water. mockup

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

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"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here." mockup

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

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My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!' mockup

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

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Changing the baby.

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'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...' mockup

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

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"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper." mockup

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

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"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing." mockup

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

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Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool mockup

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

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Prepared Parent Pillows

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Prepared Parent Prints

Express the joy and chaos of parenting with our witty prints. Browse our collection of humorous artwork perfect for any prepared parent’s space.

Prepared Parent T-Shirts

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