Prenatal Yogi Prints

Pregnancy Yoga

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Birthing Ball

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

Transcendental Litigation

Weathervanes.

Scheduel.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Cat Yoga

"No, Lamaze is not a beginner type of yoga."

Pregnant woman doing exercises.

'I'm working on my abs.'

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."