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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Mudville

'You drink like a fish.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'My first drink since my accident.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Question Thyme

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"Oh no! It's foot 'n' mouth season again."

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

'Put the kettle on darling.'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'