Premiership Lovers T-Shirts

Ruud Gullit's 'sexy football'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Jose Mourinho

Latest Aye Phone

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Desert Island Bagpipes

David Lloyd George

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Martin Jol

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

'I'm Loch Ness, and this is my son, Elliot.'

Sadio Mane

Football - How's my Diving?

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Footballers - Jamie Redknapp

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

Rugby scrum.

Marcus Rashford

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Chris Hughton

Hand picked by Fergie...

Jürgen Norbert Klopp

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

The girl with the Edinburgh tattoo.

"I love you son, but don't you think that it's time to move out?"

"Fi-fi-fo-fum, evolution here we come. Clap your fins, give three cheers. Let's evolve for millions of years. Yaaayy!"

Scouse Opticians

Roberto Mancini