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Star Wars Audience

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

"Hugh fans!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Attendees Anonymous

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

"They all seem to be playing a different song!"

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

'My agent told me to bring some arm candy.'

Another opening, another show!

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

"Try this one. It's a first edition."

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

'Any more hecklers out there? No? OK. Hey, what's the deal with prison food?'

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

'We ran out of cups.'

An audience with an audience!