Prehistoric Profit Prophet T-Shirts

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"And this is our media room."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

"Oh, I can't complain"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Love your feng shui!"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."