Prehistoric Profit Prophet T-Shirts

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"And this is our media room."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Love your feng shui!"

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."