Prehistoric Playtime Enthusiasts Prints

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

A prehistoric football match.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'What's on the other side?...'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Just get her home before she evolves.

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Early Football

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

'I want nice man-bag.'