Prehistoric Playtime Enthusiasts Pillows

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

A prehistoric football match.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Just get her home before she evolves.

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

Early Football

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'I want nice man-bag.'

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'