Prehistoric Petrolhead Prints

Caveman's Dream Car

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Kid doing cave paintings

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Kite

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Cheesie Rider

Sober Tooth Tiger