Prehistoric Gamer Prints

Before paper and scissors were invented...

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

A prehistoric football match.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'