Prehistoric Pastry Artist Mugs

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Doughboy Dad

Jewish Geometry

Cupcake Excitement Scale