Prehistoric Pastry Artist Gifts

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pastry Hat

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Doughboy Dad

Jewish Geometry