Prehistoric Partier Prints

Early Devonian Era Xmas Songs

Early Tailgate Parties.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'