Prehistoric Partaker Prints

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

65 Million Years Ago

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Daddy's working from home today."

The Evolution Of Man.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'