Prehistoric Parenting Ponderer Mugs

Start their day with a humorous nod to ancient parenting! Our witty mugs for the prehistoric parenting ponderer feature clever designs that bring a smile to history buffs and parents alike.

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'He's already taking hunting and fire building lessons. Do you think he's overscheduled?'

'He's already taking hunting and fire building lessons. Do you think he's overscheduled?' mockup

'He's already taking hunting and fire building lessons. Do you think he's overscheduled?'

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..." mockup

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too." mockup

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

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65 Million Years Ago

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!" mockup

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking." mockup

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

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"Were we expecting a baby?"

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The Evolution Of Man.

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'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?' mockup

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

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'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?' mockup

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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'When do they learn to stand upright?' mockup

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

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'Mom says she has a souffl

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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